Tea Alchemist T-Shirts

Scientific Tea.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

1930's Lady.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

O Christmas Tea

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

Mrs. Gamp makes tea