Tea Alchemist Pillows

Scientific Tea.

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Tea of Love

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Mrs. Gamp makes tea

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'