Tea Explorer Pillows

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Low-Energy Drinks

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Things are looking up!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The American Tearoom, Moscow