Tea Admirer Pillows

'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Any time is cake o'clock

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

You've Had Enough!

Tea of Love

Why markets crash.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

All-Day Breakfast

1930's Lady.

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

The American Tearoom, Moscow

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"I'd say business was brisk."