Tea Enthusiast Pillows

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

I only asked you to make a cup of tea, that doesn't need a risk assessment first...

Very busy at Indian call centre. Laid-back in UK office. Man asks: 'Could we outsource tea-making?'

The Boston Tea Party

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the tea.

Oliver Twist - Mr Bumble and Mrs Corney Taking Tea

'More DVT vicar?'

Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

Work Experience.

'Rising damp? Nah! That's our Nan with her pot of tea. Terrible hiccups always. . .'

"Nothing worse than a hot flash when you're retaining water."

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

"I'll get on to it as soon as I've finished my tea break."

"Tell me the truth—have I ever made tea come out of your nose?"

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'

'You're right, there is no 'i' in team. But there is 'tea', so I'm nipping off for a break right now ...'

'Do you know what James Watt did when he saw steam coming out of a kettle?'

"Peep.....Peeep...bloody peep!"

'That easy chair used to be harder.'

"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."

'No, I haven't been watching T.V ALL day-I've been making cups of tea too.'

'Why me... every time ?'

'It must be your turn to make the tea.'

'I don't want to be pedantic but how can I be expected to make a decision without reflecting upon wider issues.'

"They must be regulars"

Family Gathering.

'No, I didn't cry on my wedding day. I have done every day since though.'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal tea you're drinking.'