Drinking Tea Mugs

Builders and Tea.

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

Sports that the British excel at: Tea appreciation.

protecting keyboard from drink

'I've lost faith in my doctor. My pharmacist can read his prescriptions.'

'Other than extremely high levels of caffeine, staff drug tests were negative.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Well, normally a cup of hot tea in the morning is a good thing, but...'

'.. as well as serving us tea, we're wondering if you can help us battle the new worm virus.'

'It's your turn to make the tea...I made it earlier!'

Habits that would annoy another person, become simple pleasures when you live alone.

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'I got rid of the coffee table when you switched to tea.'

Nature eventually provides the first fully-evolved nosey neighbour.

O Christmas Tea

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'I have two colds. I'm taking aspirin for one, and hot tea with whisky for the other.'

"I can't talk now. I've only got 2 minutes when my coffee is past scalding hot but not yet tepid."

"The next service agent will be available for you shortly. If you tell us your address we can bring you hot soup and some tea while you're waiting."

Best. Gran. Ever.

Ah Darling, my favourite time of the year! I'm well fed, have a hot chocolate with marshmallows, and it's time to hibernate...

Relaxing on a sofa

"I've put the kettle on darling. Now what do I do...?"

Cup of Tea

"'T' vicar?"

'Shall I be moth?'

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

"If you don't like the tempest, get out of the teapot."

"Jeremy's having one of his pretension headaches."

Men Retiring to the Drawing Room.

'Psst! Get us a cup of honey and cinnamon would you?'

Man with mask drinking tea.

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"Sorry, but you're just not my cup of tea."

"No-I haven't been sitting around all day drinking endless cups of tea..."