Tea Drinker Pillows

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

"Well you should have read the smallprint before signing it George...now, where do you want your tea?

The Triangle

Pirate has skull and crossbones logo on his coffee cup.

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

All-Day Breakfast

'Put the kettle on!'

Sinking Economy while having a Tea Party.

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

'He is good in bed in an honorary, lifetime-achievement sort of way.'

"That cat knows when I'm poorly"

Long suffering cricket wife

'Coffee? Tea? Flu shot?'

'It's for Pookie.'

Man with mask drinking tea.

'Will you stop muttering 'I see' and answer my question - One lump or two?'

"Jeremy's having one of his pretension headaches."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Time for tea and friendship.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'