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'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Happy Hour

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

You've Had Enough!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Running Latte

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

IT security.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'