Latte Devotee Gifts

Coffee Venn Diagram

Happy Hour

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Devi's brew?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

IT security.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Post-psychoanalysis