Latte Aficionados Gifts

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

You've Had Enough!

Joined at the hipster.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Devi's brew?"

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Running Latte

Night-shift entrance

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Starbucks Siren

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'