Latte Aficionados Gifts

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Coffee shop

"Devi's brew?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

Night-shift entrance

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Starbucks Siren

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'