Latte Lover Gifts

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'No, I don't take any drugs, but I do have a $50 a day latte habit.'

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Your call is important to us but so are our lattes. Stay on the line. We will be with you shortly.'

National Coffee Day

Coffee Cartoon - Latte Art Exhibition.

"A large skim latte, double shot, no 'have an awesome day.'"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"I'll just have a latte to go, please."

'If they don't invest in some cups soon, I'm going to buy my coffee elsewhere.'

'Hot Coco with whip?'

'When the fastest draw west of the Pecos asks for a decaf latte, he gets a decaf latte.'

Valentines for coffee

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Coffee Machine: Out of Order

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'Any word yet on my coffee?'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Coffee shop

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

'Coffee overload.'

"That's a skinny latte...."

Coffee

Coffee Time

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I wish for a pumpkin spice latte!"

Cafe latte