Latte Lover Gifts

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'No, I don't take any drugs, but I do have a $50 a day latte habit.'

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

"Do me a favor, honey, and go get me a latte?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Your call is important to us but so are our lattes. Stay on the line. We will be with you shortly.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"I'll just have a latte to go, please."

National Coffee Day

'If they don't invest in some cups soon, I'm going to buy my coffee elsewhere.'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Hot Coco with whip?'

"A large skim latte, double shot, no 'have an awesome day.'"

Coffee Cartoon - Latte Art Exhibition.

Valentines for coffee

'When the fastest draw west of the Pecos asks for a decaf latte, he gets a decaf latte.'

'Any word yet on my coffee?'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Coffee Specialist

You've Had Enough!

Extra Super Grande?

Levytation

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"That's a skinny latte...."

Coffee

Coffee shop

Sermon on the Grounds...

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Coffee Machine: Out of Order

'Coffee overload.'