Latte Obsessive Gifts

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Devi's brew?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee shop

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"How are your latte art classes going?"

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Bookuccino. A melding of book and drink.

"The kid meant nothin' by it Zeke... a lot of young 'uns put a fancy love-heart pattern on a caffe latte."

"A barista should always follow his instincts."