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Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

'Wi-No Wi-Fi?'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"I've seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by waiting in lines for overpriced coffee."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Allegro con molto espresso

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Coffee shop