Late Night Latte Lover Pillows

"It's 8 a.m. somewhere."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Why markets crash.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Coffee shop

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Devi's brew?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

Running Latte

'You've had enough.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

Sermon on the Grounds...

Shall I be mother?

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

Sleepy Bunny

Vesta

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"