Literary Latte Lovers Pillows

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

You've Had Enough!

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Iris Murdoch

The intellectual.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Thomas Hardy

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'He was a great writer'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Tequila Mockingbird

Of Mice and Men.

Litterary Dogs.

Lord Byron

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.