Latte Appreciator Mugs

"Seriously man? Look at how I'm drawn. You really think I can get a mask over this nose? Not to mention my ears. Blame the artist man. Can I please have a latte now?"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Devi's brew?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

Coffee shop

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Running Latte

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"The kid meant nothin' by it Zeke... a lot of young 'uns put a fancy love-heart pattern on a caffe latte."