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'You do realize that this is just jello, right?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Jelly I.V.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Paving over the window-box

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Botanical violinist

Scalpers Work The Queue At Heaven's Gates

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Jell-O: A Life.

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

'This is the last time I go golfing with a lumberjack.'

'Will the defendant explain to the Court why he refuses to be called 'the accused'?'

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

"When you enthusiastically declare Pam's layered jello salad is 'better than sex', I fear some may see it as a commentary of me, and not the layered jello salad."

"It's not a new indoor dog-toilet you dummy: It's a bonsai tree..."

"Seriously man? Look at how I'm drawn. You really think I can get a mask over this nose? Not to mention my ears. Blame the artist man. Can I please have a latte now?"

Blooming Idiot