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'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

The adoration of the gels.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

I Pagliacci

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'Nice bling!'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Bling Crosby.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"Cool bling bro!"

Bling Bling.

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

Deadpan Delivery.

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"