Bling Appreciator Pillows

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

The adoration of the gels.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

I Pagliacci

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

'Nice bling!'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Bling Crosby.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Bling Bling.

"Cool bling bro!"

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'I pimped your sound-system.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

Deadpan Delivery.

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

The Grim Rapper