Jingle Appreciator Pillows

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Musician

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

Carolling

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs..."

"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

Tambourine.

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

Songbird on Vase