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"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

Tennis ball girl.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'He started it!'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."