Jellyfish Fans Pillows

The Portuguese Balloon O' War.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Batman O' War

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Sea Horse outside saloon

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Goldfish funeral

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

Jelly Fish

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

Where Jelly Beans Come From...

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

Air's kinda chilly. Bet it's warmer tomorrow. The evolution of procrastinators.

Jellyfish at home

"Lay off the jelly beans."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

Bowl-O-Rama. What