Jellyfish Jokers Pillows

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

Photobooth Photobomb

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Musical Accidents

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Santa School.

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

The Jury Decides.

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

'As to my clients guilt... let me be perfectly vague.'

"It was 'im wot ruffled me bonce, judge, as I was politely getting into 'is car."

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

Jellyfish at home

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

"This plea bargaining has really gotten out of hand!"