Jellyfish Jokers Pillows

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Batman O' War

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa School.

Musical Accidents

Prosecutor's Office. The judge threw out the confession --- He said it was coerced. You violated the duress code!

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

The Jury Decides.

Pinata Pranks

"I believe you misread the ad. We're looking for someone jolly."

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

Jellyfish at home

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

Ear,nose and throat clinic.

"It was 'im wot ruffled me bonce, judge, as I was politely getting into 'is car."

'As to my clients guilt... let me be perfectly vague.'

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."