Jellyfish Joker Pillows

I added some jellyfish to get that authentic ocean feel.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Santa's Helpers

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Santa School.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Freud Met Santa...

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

santa snooze.