Jellyfish Joker Gifts

I added some jellyfish to get that authentic ocean feel.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Batman O' War

Santa's Helpers

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Complaints Desk

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Santa School.

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Freud Met Santa...

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"