Jolly Jailbird Joker Gifts

Dirty Job Christmas

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Jogging Bottoms

Batman's Baby

"White Collar Prison"

Santa's Helpers

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"It was a botched surgery."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Adult Absence Notes.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

False encouragement.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Santa School.