Joyful Joker Gifts

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

Optimists Club. Oh goodie! Another e-mail from Nigeria!

'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Happy? Tell Your Face.

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Batman's Baby

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Santa's Helpers

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Men dancing

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Adult Absence Notes.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."