Joyful Joker Gifts

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

'Actually, I thought your board outside said Happy CLAPPING!'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Happy? Tell Your Face.

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Santa's Helpers

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

Men dancing

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Complaints Desk

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Adult Absence Notes.

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'This is the third time you've gone to the bathroom tonight. Are you seeing another woman in there?'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."