Jellyfish Enthusiast Pillows

"Stop flipping your brother inside out!"

'Every time I catch something in tendrils, it tickles!'

… I've been so @#^@ tense lately! …

I'm beginning to wonder if Bob is really a Man o' War. (Originally published on 2004-05-21)

"Have you ever done this Before?"

Peanut Butter & Jelly Fish.

"Don't pretend that you've not eaten the cake, Gerald! I can see it in your coelenteron!"

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

Cheshire jellyfish carrying jar of peanut butter

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Batman O' War

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

People are a lot like jelly beans...Soft and chewy!

"Mum says can she borrow a cupful of jelly babies?"

Jelly Fish

Clown eating jelly beans.

'Niche market'

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"