Jelly Jester Mugs

Wordilly Durdillies - Jelly makes a good guard dog because...

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Crow and fox

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'He started it!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"I got probation."

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'