Juice Jester Prints

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

Concentrated Orange Juice

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'He's all eyes!'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'He started it!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I got probation."

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

Justice

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."