Jumping Jester Prints

"Over, damn you, over!"

Show Jumping Tantrums

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"The trees are laughing at us."

"#notguilty."

Women in a cross country race

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

A baby in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Crow and fox

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'