Jacuzzi Junkie Gifts

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

I am coffee and I need more coffee

This coffee can keep you up

The Coffee Tattoo

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

"They only buy one cup of coffee and then spend all day playing with a ball of yarn."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

At the CD shop.

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

"This is our coffeemaker room."