Jacuzzi Junkie Gifts

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'You've had enough.'

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

This coffee can keep you up

The Coffee Tattoo

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

At the CD shop.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"This is our coffeemaker room."