Jacuzzi Lovers Gifts

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Hot Tub Frosty

America Off-line.

So Far So Good

The Daily Commute

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Telework Pants

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

'If you don't mind me saying, you're looking a little tired.'

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

'Mother sent me back to school the minute I was feeling better.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

"Dress down day was yesterday!"

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."