Jacuzzi Soaking Gifts

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

How the other half live.

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

Brits On Holiday

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."

"This is so much better than book club."

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

'If the jacuzzi's not working, why the bubbles?'

A man in a bath

Steeping in a hot tub

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'