Jacuzzi Relaxer Gifts

Steeping in a hot tub

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Segregated Beach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

Trucker's tan.

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

The Modern Tourist

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

Legalization of marijuana

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.