Jacuzzi Jumper Prints

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Overjumpers

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

A Little Long Jumper.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Pole Vaulting Club

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"This is so much better than book club."

Gymnast.

The Unsportables: Steeple Chase

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."

Christmas Spirit

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

Chiropractor

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

Steeping in a hot tub

'If the jacuzzi's not working, why the bubbles?'

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'