Jacuzzi Jet Setter Prints

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Travelling

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A private jet takes off

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Private Jet

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'He must be going economy!'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Airport Bored Rooms

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Two airplanes

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'