Juice Drinker T-Shirts

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Easy chair exercise machines

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

Should We All Go To The Movies?

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Single or double?'

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."