Juice Box Aficionados Pillows

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

How Amazon was invented

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Juiceboxes!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

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