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'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Jelly I.V.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.