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'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

Jelly I.V.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.