Green Juice Aficionado Gifts

You should switch to green juice - It's made from 19 different kinds of grass!

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

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"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

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'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'Niche market'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Golfer Snooker.

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'