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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

'Niche market'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Golfer Snooker.

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'