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"Grape juice that went to graduate school."

Wine Lady

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

A giant glass of red wine

Wine tasting

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

Wino Appreciation Group

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"Thanks for inventing the god Dionysus. Now the whole country has a reason to drink more wine."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Wine Lovers

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

'Nobody buys me grapes, so I'm growing my own.'