Raw Juice Aficionado Gifts

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'

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