Orange Juice Enthusiast Gifts

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

"Just be yourself."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Apple Pie Abduction

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Are they fresh?'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'We're both dyslexic.'

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

Lemonade Survey

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"