Orange Juice Enthusiast Mugs

'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'

"Just be yourself."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Lovers dressed as pears

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'Are they fresh?'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'We're both dyslexic.'

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

Lemonade Survey

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"