Apple Juice Enthusiast Mugs

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

Apples for sale

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'I could have had a V-8!'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did