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'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

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Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

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"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

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Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

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