Fruit Juice Aficionado Mugs

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"We're kind of farmers. Mom squeezes fruits from the garden to make juice and dad squeezes his workers to make a profit."

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Tree Passion

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'What are you eating now?'

Plum jam...

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Apricots

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'