Orange Juice Aficionado Gifts

'We were really running late this morning. All we had time for was a slice of orange juice.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"She's genetically modified, you know."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Lemonade Survey

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

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'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'Do you think oranges are healthy?'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'