Orange Juice Aficionado Gifts

'We were really running late this morning. All we had time for was a slice of orange juice.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"She's genetically modified, you know."

Lemonade Survey

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"Too much caffeine for Mr. Hopper"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

'Do you think oranges are healthy?'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"Banana who?"